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Like the explosion of small breweries across the country, more craft distilleries are popping up than during the height of prohibition. They’re all the rage—but if you get carried away,...
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What’s tasty and satisfying one minute can turn quickly if you’re not mindful, so keep your head. Because you know what’s a real turn on for the opposite sex? Being...
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What happens in Vegas, may stay in Vegas—but what happens at your wedding reception may stay with you for the rest of your life (and not in a “you have...
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Wine has some beneficial health effects, but too much of a good thing isn't good for anyone. So, enjoy your night, stay even-keeled, and hand over your keys if your...
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When your guests look back on your big day, you want them to think “Four Weddings and a Funeral”...not ‘Wedding Crashers.” Too much liquid “bliss” and you’ll find yourself on...
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Inspired by the scathing humorist and Algonquin Roundtable alumni, Dorothy Parker. Our version is a gentle reminder that bending an ear and and elbow with friends is fun. Regrets? Not...
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Take a hint—don’t be the person in the wedding party who uses the last dance as an opportunity to sing karaoke long after the music stops. And staff is clearing...
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Take a hint! Don’t be the person in the wedding party who uses the last dance as an opportunity to sing karaoke long after the music stops....and staff is clearing...
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From potentially lowering the risk of heart disease to promoting longevity, the health benefits of wine are well-documented. But like all foods, it contains calories--and too much of those can...
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Depending on what region the grapes are grown in, this delicious wine can have hints of blackcurrant or even eucalyptus (g’day!). Yes, life is a cabernet, but too much of...
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bride·zil·la (noun, humorous) 1. "A woman whose behavior in planning her wedding is regarded as obsessive or intolerably demanding." So, hold your head high, lead by example, and don’t smash any...
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In between the toasts and awkward dance moves, raise a glass to the happy couple! Weddings are a celebration, and your betrothed is a blessing. Don’t put a curse on...
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Everything in moderation (and that goes double if you order a double.) A lot of time went into the making of your favorite spirit, so don’t rush it. Venture lightly,...
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Being the first one on the dance floor can help get the holiday party started. Being sent home in a sleigh led by 8 reindeer can get you uninvited next...
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Another entry in the Varietal Collection that pays homage to a favorite white wine. Maybe a crisp, buttery Chardonnay is your "go-to" white, but make sure you're not red with...
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Ringing in the new year with our funny wine glass should be a time of celebration and looking forward to great things to come! Not looking for a hangover cure...
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A little sparkling wine or prosecco can tickle your nose, but there’s nothing funny about too much of a good thing. Mind the bottom line, and you’ll be fine. Cin...
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Yes, eat drink and be merry with our funny wine glass— but what do you do if you enjoyed that Malbec a little too much? Call a cab, naturally. Or, an...
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Studies show that most people gain about two pounds over the holiday season. So, when you’re raising a few glasses and watching the ball drop, watch the bottom line on...
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Alcohol can sneak up on you in a few ways. It converts quickly to sugar and can help you pack on the calories. So get in the holiday spirit, just make...
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You want to be the life of the party—fun-loving, jolly, a joy to be around in any season, right? Then moderation will make sure you don’t turn into a grinch...
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What happens in Vegas, may stay in Vegas—but what happens at your wedding reception may stay with you for the rest of your life (and not in a “you-have-great-cheekbones” kind...
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One says, “I’m in a festive mood and I’m here to party”. The other says, “I’m here to make a complete ass of myself…with random furniture.” Yes, it’s a cliché’,...
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Life is a series of choices. Do I or don’t I? So, when the host comes to refill your glass, play “nice.” If you’re naughty, you’ll find coal in your...
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Whether you're at a wine tasting in France or hosting a tasting in your living room, these are the glasses for you. Part of our Varietal Collection that's inspired by wine country....
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On your wedding day, get off on the right foot —and avoid getting the evil eye from across the dance floor. Toasting the day, good. Getting toasted, bad. Designed, manufactured, and...
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Despite what Carrie Bradshaw may think, there are no rules that say a cosmopolitan has to be served in a martini glass (um, martinis go in those;) However, there are...
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Vodka and OJ, what could be simpler? So don’t complicate things by tossing back too many delicious screwdrivers. Stick close to the bottom line, and no one will think you're...
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Nothing screams "summer" like rum drinks, and the Mai Tai features both light and dark versions. ("Maita'i" is the Tahitian word for "good", which makes sense because they are indeed...
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The “G + T” was introduced by the army of the British East India Company, where malaria was a persistent problem (Google it;) But out of disease came the creation...
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Spas are for famous for their detoxifying mud treatments (good) and juice cleanses (no thank you). To avoid that, don’t lose sight of the green circle as you're twirling your...
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There’s nothing like broken-in, faded, ripped-in-the-right-place jeans. They look great, and more importantly, they fit great. So, keep your eye on the middle circle and you’ll always be in fashion....
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The instructions on the box say to cook pasta “al dente” (to the teeth)— firm and ready for sauce. But, let’s be honest, do you read the instructions for suggested...
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Arriving at a dinner party a bit peckish is recommended—acting like you're at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet is not. After all, you want to save room for dessert. Yes, those bacon-wrapped water...
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“Foodie” is not my favorite term, but what it lacks in sophistication is makes up for in directness—a lover of food! What could be simpler? But, anyone who’s ever seen...
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The American Heart Association recommends eating fish at least two times a week. And it turns out that what’s good for the heart is good for the waistline. But don’t get hooked— just because...
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Between restaurants and dinner parties, tapas is really taking off! Why do we like it? It’s derived from Spanish, translating to “small portion” ;) So, sample those delicious dishes. But,...
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Just because manicotti is a stuffed pasta, doesn’t mean you have to be stuffed, too. Look, it takes up to 20 minutes for your brain to get the “full” signal—so...
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Anyone who’s eaten out at a restaurant—ever—knows that people can be pretty finicky about how their steaks are prepared. But, for our purposes, medium is always the way to go....
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Texting has practically replaced the phone call (remember those? ;) and it’s opened up a dictionary of catchy shorthand. But, for us, nothing can replace face-to-face. There's something special about...
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“Facile con i carboidrati” is Italian for “Easy on the carbs!”, but pasta is easily our favorite go-to food—well, as long as you don’t “go to” it every day. And,...
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"M” is for Mother...Mischief...and also for Moderation! This Mother’s Day, POURTIONS has created a special glass for the best moms in the world, whether they like to kick back with...