$16.95
"M” is for Mother...Mischief...and also for Moderation! This Mother’s Day, POURTIONS has created a special glass for the best moms in the world, whether they like to kick back with...
$14.95
Face it— ties are tired and cologne is cliche'. NEW for Father's Day, we've created a glass for the greatest dads in the world! It features our signature "perfect pour"...
$14.95
Recreation and refreshments go hand in hand. So we created our latest stemless glass to pay homage to the fastest growing sport in the U.S....Pickleball! As always, it features a...
$14.95
With age comes freedom—and with freedom comes responsibility! So, whether it’s a birthday bash or just a festive Friday...
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Wasn’t it Oscar Wilde who said, “Love in excess, but drink in moderation”? (OK, actually, it was, “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”, but you get the idea.) Love is passionate...
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Wasn’t it Oscar Wilde who said, “Love in excess, but drink in moderation”? (OK, actually, it was, “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”, but you get the idea.) Love is passionate...
$15.95
Wasn’t it Oscar Wilde who said, “Love in excess, but drink in moderation”? (OK, actually, it was, “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”, but you get the idea.) Love is passionate...
$16.95
Life is a series of choices. Do I or don’t I? So, when the host comes to refill your glass, play “nice.” If you’re naughty, you’ll find coal in your...
$16.95
Being the first one on the dance floor can help get the holiday party started. Being sent home in a sleigh led by 8 reindeer can get you uninvited next...
$16.95
Alcohol can sneak up on you in a few ways. It converts quickly to sugar and can help you pack on the calories. So get in the holiday spirit, just make...
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You want to be the life of the party—fun-loving, jolly, a joy to be around in any season, right? Then moderation will make sure you don’t turn into a grinch...
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Ringing in the new year with our funny wine glass should be a time of celebration and looking forward to great things to come! Not looking for a hangover cure...
Mix it up with 25 moving and magnificent musical meanderings made especially for Mom. Enjoy:)
play nowPlanning this as a Mother's Day gift. She will love it!
As a mother of four, I have had to kick my own bottom to lose weight. I’ve lost eighty pounds, and I am incredibly proud of the hard work I put in. All of Pourtions funny and thoughtful designs help me to remember that maintaining is way easier than having to lose it all again.
I love this plate, and I'll be using it a lot!
A great way to make sure I keep my portions under control
Even better in person! Can't wait to start using it
First time ordering from Pourtions. The two stemless wine glasses arrived quickly and were very well packaged to prevent breakage. The glasses are well designed, durable, and exactly as described on the website. A great first impression - I will not hesitate to order from Pourtions again.
Not only humorous, the glasses are a perfect size and shape, and the marked pours actually work! They are for fun and everyday use. From a great company too.
Helps me keep my goals in mind.
These glasses start a conversation every time we have people over. Quality in the glass as well as the saying written on them. We love portions!
These glasses are so well-made, and the sayings are hysterical. It sure gets the conversation started these make a great gift at holiday time or anytime. I’ll surely be ordering again.
They are quality made and a great gift idea for friends or family with a sense of humor
Purchased when some bubblehead called for it to get banned in all Macy’s. My wife and family love it.
The couple who received the gift just loves it
What a wonderful plate! I have to admit as a single mother I worry about my kids’ nutrition, and this is a great gentle reminder for my teenage daughters to watch what they eat! It’s also perfect for reminding them why they don’t contact their mother once they’re 30 and have recovered from the eating disorder they developed when they were 13 ❤️❤️ Thank you Pourtions!
It’s ironic that I’m just reading this email because I just poured myself a stiff drink lol these glasses are perfect for sharing with a friend. I ordered the Boys Night Out set and me my guest like the way they feel and the perfect amount so he’s able to drive home which is right around the corner lol. I’m glad that I came across this website on Pinterest. I will be purchasing more sets just in my guest list gets longer. You won’t be disappointed. Guaranteed
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Planning this as a Mother's Day gift. She will love it!
As a mother of four, I have had to kick my own bottom to lose weight. I’ve lost eighty pounds, and I am incredibly proud of the hard work I put in. All of Pourtions funny and thoughtful designs help me to remember that maintaining is way easier than having to lose it all again.
I love this plate, and I'll be using it a lot!
A great way to make sure I keep my portions under control
Even better in person! Can't wait to start using it
First time ordering from Pourtions. The two stemless wine glasses arrived quickly and were very well packaged to prevent breakage. The glasses are well designed, durable, and exactly as described on the website. A great first impression - I will not hesitate to order from Pourtions again.
Not only humorous, the glasses are a perfect size and shape, and the marked pours actually work! They are for fun and everyday use. From a great company too.
Helps me keep my goals in mind.
These glasses start a conversation every time we have people over. Quality in the glass as well as the saying written on them. We love portions!
These glasses are so well-made, and the sayings are hysterical. It sure gets the conversation started these make a great gift at holiday time or anytime. I’ll surely be ordering again.
They are quality made and a great gift idea for friends or family with a sense of humor
Purchased when some bubblehead called for it to get banned in all Macy’s. My wife and family love it.
The couple who received the gift just loves it
What a wonderful plate! I have to admit as a single mother I worry about my kids’ nutrition, and this is a great gentle reminder for my teenage daughters to watch what they eat! It’s also perfect for reminding them why they don’t contact their mother once they’re 30 and have recovered from the eating disorder they developed when they were 13 ❤️❤️ Thank you Pourtions!
It’s ironic that I’m just reading this email because I just poured myself a stiff drink lol these glasses are perfect for sharing with a friend. I ordered the Boys Night Out set and me my guest like the way they feel and the perfect amount so he’s able to drive home which is right around the corner lol. I’m glad that I came across this website on Pinterest. I will be purchasing more sets just in my guest list gets longer. You won’t be disappointed. Guaranteed
